Coulson, Phillip J.
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donutsandcoffeeforalostlove Asked: Shall I be your "Bond" girl, then, Agent Coulson? [totally Vanessa in a long, sparkling, classic dress] EHEHE..


Thought this was fitting :) - Pavel x
doughnutrituals Asked: So... how do you explain yourself, young man?

russianonzebridge:

Send me “So…” to hear what my character would say to yours after casual sex.

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I- uh…

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove Asked: Restricted footage? More like "Where the fuck did you get that" footage. Phil, where did it come from? How much of that moment have you seen? And why didn't you inform me of its existence? [stern stare]

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove:

doughnutrituals:

It’s sensitive information. One the people don’t want to see. The public hates seeing something that humanizes a villain.

But as to how much, only that. There’s ways of data retrieval, even in living beings.

Why don’t you ask that crow what it’s doing there?

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[lifts Phil’s shirt; kisses the scar, then rubs it with his palm] I am sorry. [heart tightens]

[breath hitches]

Yes, there is much truth to your words. I did need Frigga.. and..as depressing as it is to admit, it is due to what happened between she and I that I am more appreciative toward you.

And I have learned very quickly that about 80% of the people whom you surround yourself with are brainless fools. [narrows eyes; not really angry though] Since most of them were opposed to us speaking at all or even being in the same general vicinity. Even though it is obvious you are the only person out of everyone here on Midgard with which I have the most in common. [huffs] Intellectually speaking.

I love it when you word-vomit.

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove Asked: Restricted footage? More like "Where the fuck did you get that" footage. Phil, where did it come from? How much of that moment have you seen? And why didn't you inform me of its existence? [stern stare]

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove:

doughnutrituals:

It’s sensitive information. One the people don’t want to see. The public hates seeing something that humanizes a villain.

But as to how much, only that. There’s ways of data retrieval, even in living beings.

Why don’t you ask that crow what it’s doing there?

If you keep being so adorable, I may relinquish the idea all together to drag you to our room for some intimate bonding time. [laughs]

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Besides, there is nothing in my past any longer which does not pain me to recall. All of the happy events are connected with people to which I either no longer have any sense of propriety or have too many regrets with to count.

Namely, my “family”. I hate Odin, both love and hate Thor, and I regret things that transpired between my mother and I which ultimately led to her death.

My childhood itself was harmless enough when Thor and Odin were not picking on me, in their separate ways. Frigga was a big comfort, and she continued to be throughout my life. I only wish I had realized how important she truly was to me before it was too late.

[quiets]

… There must be something you are eager to know. [changes the subject, in a way] About that scene in particular? I could relate to you the events behind the scenes during my brother’s first visit to Midgard and your very first meeting with him.

Though, heh, you may be somewhat pissed off with me, as I was the one who sent the Destroyer. You were nearly killed by it.. Why do we seem to have such a strange draw, Phil, where I am doomed to possibly get you killed, or succeed in killing you, in some way?

[rambling just a bit, from nerves and regrets]

Not at all, actually. Despite the minor nerve damage and a familiar pang in my chest when I see you, I’m rather content with everything that’s transpired.

Plus, you needed someone like Frigga, someone to comfort you and tell you that things would be okay, right? In a roundabout way, I guess that happened.

Despite all the pain and anger that’s transpired between us. It was mostly other people anyway.

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove Asked: Restricted footage? More like "Where the fuck did you get that" footage. Phil, where did it come from? How much of that moment have you seen? And why didn't you inform me of its existence? [stern stare]

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove:

doughnutrituals:

It’s sensitive information. One the people don’t want to see. The public hates seeing something that humanizes a villain.

But as to how much, only that. There’s ways of data retrieval, even in living beings.

Why don’t you ask that crow what it’s doing there?

[bites tongue for a moment]

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Where do you wish for me to start? I have no secrets from you. Some things may be more painful to talk about than others, but you have been in a dangerous game long enough to have your own demons. There would be no sense in hiding mine from you.

Whichever is easiest to talk about first. I won’t rush you.

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove Asked: Restricted footage? More like "Where the fuck did you get that" footage. Phil, where did it come from? How much of that moment have you seen? And why didn't you inform me of its existence? [stern stare]

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove:

doughnutrituals:

It’s sensitive information. One the people don’t want to see. The public hates seeing something that humanizes a villain.

But as to how much, only that. There’s ways of data retrieval, even in living beings.

Why don’t you ask that crow what it’s doing there?

You do not know the reasons for my expression but you wish to comfort me.

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[softly laughs; walks over; hugs head to chest]

How you are able to tell when I need sympathy is beyond my own prowess of comprehension, but it is appreciated. Beside my mother, Phil, you are one of the best people I know. It is fortunate that we met for that reason.

How curious are you about my life on Asgard?

How curious-? …

If you’re willing to share, I will listen.

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove Asked: Restricted footage? More like "Where the fuck did you get that" footage. Phil, where did it come from? How much of that moment have you seen? And why didn't you inform me of its existence? [stern stare]

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove:

doughnutrituals:

It’s sensitive information. One the people don’t want to see. The public hates seeing something that humanizes a villain.

But as to how much, only that. There’s ways of data retrieval, even in living beings.

Why don’t you ask that crow what it’s doing there?

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.. [irritated sigh] Of course. Muninn. Why he would be allowing your organization to see such intimate scenes from my life is really the question. I’m going to hunt him down.

But it’s just as well no one want to see it. Especially that my mother is involved. [jaw sets]

Even so, it’s…

interesting to learn more about you without being explicitly told things. I only.. saw the last bit. That bit, I mean. I…

..I wanted to comfort you. So much.

I guess that’s what I’m doing now.

donutsandcoffeeforalostlove Asked: Restricted footage? More like "Where the fuck did you get that" footage. Phil, where did it come from? How much of that moment have you seen? And why didn't you inform me of its existence? [stern stare]

It’s sensitive information. One the people don’t want to see. The public hates seeing something that humanizes a villain.

But as to how much, only that. There’s ways of data retrieval, even in living beings.

Why don’t you ask that crow what it’s doing there?

byenerd:

finger sucking (◡‿◡✿) 

grinding/frotting (◡‿◡✿)

bdsm/bondage (◡‿◡✿)

mutual masturbation (◡‿◡✿)

cross dressing/dress up (◡‿◡✿)

blindfolding (◡‿◡✿)

petplay (◡‿◡✿)

toys (◡‿◡✿)

getting all kinky (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(Source: grossmidousuji)


Merry Christmas Phil and Squishy - Pavel x


This is adorable!
I bet Squishy will love it as much as I do.